I even looked down to check that he was actually erect. He was. He had a raging boner, but I had no idea about the whole morning wood thing yet. So I got wasted one night, determined to give head for the first time. But the guy I ended up in bed with had what I now know by comparison to be a giant penis.

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I was absolutely taken aback when I saw one for the first time. I thought the first guy I went down on only had one ball. It still blows my mind, it looks like a deep-sea mollusk.
D, author of Having Sex, Wanting Intimacy. But while the butt-naked you may not be hitting the same arousal buttons as her bared bod does in your eyes, you can be sure that she is checking you out nonetheless. All of you. So when you drop trou in her presence, keep the following intel in mind. Are they clean? Pay attention to basic grooming and trimming. Consider a pedicure—or some at-home grooming such as using a little bit of coconut oil on the rough spots can do the trick.
Jonathan's first penis experience in a car. All illustrations by Michael Dockery. For most people, their first experience touching someone else's junk is awkward, surprising, and pretty hard to forget. Whether it was in a movie theatre, in the back seat of a car, or under the covers at a friend's sleepover, fumbling with a dick is usually a gateway experience into a whole new complicated world. We asked some young people from around Australia to relive their first experience.